Thursday, August 18, 2011

Motherbird has a Moment.

That's right folks, somewhere between an orgasm and a gleek-out, I've had one. Its great. Its better than Kim Coates professing his love to me on Facebook, which is pretty awesome. Like, awesome awesome. That's right, Underworld: Awakening teaser trailer... for all of us non-sparkling vampire, lycan and hybrid lovers. (Team Viktor!)




Who wouldn't want that hunk of steaming man meat professing his undying love for you on Facebook and/or Twitter!? I would. Sorry... got a little carried away... expect more of him... and others in the months to follow!

Anyway...

The trailer, Underworld Awakening... the link be below! Get an extra pair of panties, kiddies. You're gonna need em.

http://www.empireonline.com/news/feed.asp?NID=31823

Thanks, Empire! Now, let's judge. How do you NOT know that you didn't have a daughter... is it her daughter!? I think so. But, even vampires have to know a watermelon is popping out of her hooha! Am I right? I've never had that happen but, I hear its quite recognizable as far as the symptons go. What do you guys think!? Its cute though, Selene, Michael and Eve - Happy Family! Although, Selene must feel like the odd one out not being Hybrid or anything special like that... or feeling like a complete tramp for killing Marcus.... and Viktor.... and Kraven.... and slighly causing Lucian's death... skank. I still love her. I hope she brings back those grenade-frisbee things... one of my favorite parts. And, hopefully we'll get a little Raze... jungle fever!!! Okay... I need to stop now. Motherbird + Underworld = LOVE.

Team Viktor. Over and Out.



Best. Fruit. Punch. Ever. I would totes get on that man. Over and Out. Fur reals.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Who's up for a close encounter?

Foxtrot here reporting on the newest alien sensation, Paul. I have nothing but good things to say about this film, so here we go. First and foremost Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are my favorite film duo. This duo from Hot Fuzz to Shaun of the Dead always remind me of Motherbird and I, best of buds in the face of crime, through zombie apocalypses and alien invasions, that's just how we roll. Simon and Nick of course do not disappoint in Paul, they prove to us how nerdy, Comic-Con goers can be heroes too.

Seth Rogen's stoner voice played perfectly into Paul's character. Paul's free willed, hippy persona is just the change up we needed from the usual aliens on the big screen. The CGI of Paul's character was so well done and convincing thus allowing us to just enjoy the character and not having to think about how crappy the appearance is.



As for the rest of the cast, Kristen Wiig's Jesus freak turned free willed, cursing, fornicating character was the perfect choice. Her character is funny and romantic but not by any means a scene stealer. Jason Bateman was most enjoyable in his role. Instead of playing a "the man has got me down" funny guy he plays a bad ass secret agent, which was a nice change up that he pulled off very well. Counteracting Bateman's new found bad ass attitude are Bill Hader and Joe Lo Truglio who added some nice corky comedy.

Paul is an original, entertaining story especially to all of us nerds who catch all of the nicely dropped alien film references. Some of my favorite references include Stephen Spielberg voicing a phone call to Paul about E.T., the location used in Close Encounters of the Third Kind and of course the best one is of Sigourney Weaver playing the head of the unit hunting down Paul.

Fuck-a-roo, Paul is one of the best titty farting films I've seen in sometime. You bet your hairy love-eggs I'd recommend that everyone experience this cinematic adventure. Over and out.


Thursday, August 11, 2011

Crazy, Stupid, Love

Foxtrot here. Of course I'm dragged by my roommate to all the romantic comedies. So, I was sure to expect the same old jokes and story line of all romcoms. All I was looking forward to was seeing Ryan Gosling shirtless. DUH! But to my surprise Crazy, Stupid, Love was original, funny and also emotional. It wasn't a story of finding love but rather a married couple rediscovering their love for each other. Many critics are saying Ryan Gosling's hot bod overshadowed the rest of the cast. I beg to differ, Steve Carell's acting was amazingly heartwarming and funny. In this film Carell proved to us that he's not just a dorky, old virgin but instead he's a man with an emotional side. The acting between Carell's character and his wife was so convincing and heartfelt, I was holding back my tears. Now that's good acting. Overall, I recommend going to see this romcom! Over and out.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Motherbird Geeks Out

Star Trek amusement park?! I love it. Times twelve. In Jordan? Well, I hope they don't jump into some sort of civil war... that seems to be some kind of trendy thing to do nowadays... But, I'm totes digging the fact that their King, Mr. Abdullah DOS is a total trekker. That's right folks, its trekker.

Anyway, check out this link and let's pray it happens!!! (that picture he has of Pine and Quinto... Pine is staring right into my soul.)

http://www.ifc.com/news/2011/08/star-trek-theme-park-ride-wi.php

Over and Out and beaming up.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Roseanne for President!

On her Thursday appearance with Jay Leno our favorite, wise cracking, cackling televison mama announced that she was running for President (well, seriously considering, I suppose.)

"You know, Jay, I decided that since you're the one that got Arnold Schwarzenegger elected as governor of California, that I wanted to make my announcement here on your show because I really wanted to ask for your support, " Roseanne said. "My announcement is that I am running for president of the United States."

"I'm totally serious," the Roseanne's Nuts star added. "'Cause I want to be a part of the debates, because I want to represent the tax payer. In fact, I'm choosing the tax payers as my vice president."

Well, as a tax payer (who may or may not have paid her taxes yet...) I will gladly be your Vice President, Roseanne. Heck, I'm already V.P. of the Cool Club!

I'm not for [Democrats or Republicans] because they both suck and they're a bunch of criminals," Barr added. So what political party does she belong to? One she made up -- "American's Green Tea Party."


Not a fan of Green Tea. I prefer Earl Grey. Or Starbucks Iced Black Tea. But, she's nailed it with Dems and Repubs sucking and being criminals.  Fo sho.

 Why? "So I can speak on behalf of the taxpayers of this country who are dissed to the max," she said.

That's right sista, Motherbird and Foxtrot feel totes dissed to the max. What do we think? I can't wait to get my Roseanne Barr in 2012 picket sign.

Over and Out.

Foxtrot talks Captain America

 It was obviously just made to connect the dots and setup The Avengers film. So there wasn't much thought or effort put forth in the story. The story itself was boring and predictable.The first half was rough to get through but once it broke through the setup barrier it started to pick up pace and gave some good Captain action sequences. I expected Chris Evan's performance to be horribly corky but to my surprise he had his serious face on and did a good job.The best part of this film was when it ended and premiered The Avengers teaser trailer.

Cowboys and Aliens

Well, its our cherry. Our first blog.

Foxtrot: It's a Saturday night, theater is packed and I'm sitting back row (my t.v. looks bigger at this point). Lucky me gets to sit next to a five year old commentator and his obnoxious father. So you can see how well I recieved Cowboys and Aliens. Initially I thought Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford would be a great match up but once they appeared on screen together the Bond/Indy reputations were just to much to take in at once. Although Ford did a brilliant job as usual his character itself was hard to accept, going from cocky young hero to old father figure. Craig seemed to of went in and did his job and left, nothing over the top and certaintly nothing to remember with exception of that bulge. I was excited to see Olivia Wilde would be hitting the big screen in a big way but she indeed disappointed, only to prove she's not ready for something this big. Some of the more enjoyable acting in this film was Sam Rockwell's right dosage of comic relief.

Motherbird: First of all, I found out that Robert Downey Jr. was signed on as Jack Longergan but, dropped out because of scheduling. I'm glad I found that out before or else I'd have watched the movie completely differently. I think Downey would have rocked it. Even more than Daniel Craig whose Merican talk was real good but, he lacked a certain charisma that Downey never fails to bring. Second, Eva Green was offered the role of Ella but, turned it down. Again, I think first choice would have rocked it. Eva has something exotic going for that Oliva lacks. Even though Robert and Eva are two of my favorite actors, the cast was larger than life and performed well. I agree that Daniel Craig gave the impression that he walked on set, delivered his lines, ran around, rode a horse and then collected his check and left. His bulge and his butt had more screen time than he did. They deserve their own credits. Olivia was by no means spectacular. I'm not saying she did a bad job... she was just.. there. I still feel like Olivia is still Quorra from Tron... but, I'm sure she did her best. Harrison Ford is still the man. He delivered. It was nice to seem him in a role that everyone, at the beginning, thought he was kind of a jerk.  I think we are a little used to sassy, sexy Indy/Han. My favorite characters/actors were the smaller roles. Sam Rockwell owned the comic relief corner and looked delish with a 'stache. Scruffy and Dirty is a good look for him. Clancy Brown. Very happy with that one. I'm glad Favreau and Clancy decided on a NORMAL Christian guy. None of that damning us all to hell, fire and brimstone that so often gives us Jesus lovers a bad rap. I liked it. And for some strange reason I was disappointed that Wes Studi wasn't the Indian chief. Isn't he ALWAYS the Indian chief?!

Foxtrot: Alien films have increasingly become more popular within the past five years but their the same stories playing on repeat. So the most enjoyable part about this film is it's overall originality. With this originality comes some great action sequences especially when you sprinkle in some indians. What I liked the most about the story was that it wasn't a constant "Why are they here?", "What do they want?", "How are we possibly going to defeat them?", etc. The story is fast pace and the film reveals answers quickly and gets down to kicking alien ass. Now that we're on the subject of the alien, it was a major disappointment. The creature design was poor and unoriginal. The one enjoyable part about the alien was the revealing, unlike most alien films they didn't make you wait unitl the end for the disappointment.

Motherbird: Oh those aliens. I've got a love/hate relationship with them. Now, I don't want to go around shouting "RIP OFF" but... I was getting a strong whiff of District 9 mixed with Cloverfield and a hint of Independence day. Which makes them slightly unoriginal but, nevertheless cool. I think we need to get some fresh, new minds in Hollywood thinking of some new monsters and aliens. The fight scenes betweens the Cowboys/Indians and the Aliens were some of my favorite parts. Nothing beats of good hand to clay combat. Although, for not being able to see well in the day they sure could woop some cowpoke booty.  (thanks for telling us they couldn't see well during the day, Ella. Sheesh.) Which brings me around to Ella. First of all, in a western, never trust a single woman with a gun who doesn't ride side saddle. Ever. She's bound to be trouble. I am always a little leary about these heroines. They can make or break a movie. I feel like Ella busted this one up. As soon as she said she was an alien, I gave her an eye roll and started to worry more about he dog.
 

Foxtrot: Now down to the technical aspects. Most critics will agree the special effects were near flawless. To the ships to the aliens themselves it was very well done. As far as the cinematography done by Matthew Libatique (Iron Man, Black Swan), it was executed beautifully. Some of my favorite shots were of Craig in the desert scenes or of the alien attack on the town. The cinematography and editing was so well done it made the film look a little to clean cut. And clean cut isn't my first thought that comes to mind with a western/sci-fi film. But one of the greatest things about the film is that they didn't lower themselves into slapping 3D on it.

Motherbird: I concur. I'm glad we didn't have 3D. So many movies are too focused on what can we make stick out that they forget to work on anything else. Everything in moderation.

Foxtrot: Overall, under my circumstances I enjoyed the films originality, cast and development of the story. Jon Favreau did an excellent job and by no means did not disappoint.

Motherbird: Agree. In a state (North Dakota) where this movie wasn't very anticipated because of its "far fetched-ness" I highly enjoyed the movie. Its a movie I'll buy and add to the collection. Definitely one for a movie night with your buds.

Over and Out.